15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
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I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
I’ll ask my priest.
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
Yeah, but we make it our personality!
Username checks out lmao
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
“So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”
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