You have a lot of self-confidence.

18

Camels doesn’t even need a gun to kill a human.

As a kid I always thought that Nero is a stupid name for a program because in Finnish nero means genius. To be honest I still think that it’s a stupid name.

Yea, but in my experience most people just dont care.

Epic sax seal

Elite

Based on your comments and posts, your bans are well deserved.

Old but gold

That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

You are kidding, right? Right?

I do that all the time. The eggs MUST BE balanced.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It’s detachable

On “normal” day I often have troubles even with single sentences. Then again some days I understand and remember (almost) everything quite easily.

To shit, or not to shit.

The reason for the foster care is stated in the article:

“But a social worker from the Children and Family Court Advisory Service CAFCASS said she believed Lucy had been neglected, underfed and under stimulated.”

1 or 5

I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.