I’m surprised I don’t hear more about his wife.
Why don’t we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?
His wife ? I thought priests are supposed to be unmarried ? I googled and couldn’t find any mention of his wife.
Because his true love is the couch. He actually killed the pope, because he wouldn’t let him marry the couch.
noice
He’s a homosectional
What a pretty beard in the middle!
As if you guys would have made different choices
I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…
the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout
just wait… he’s gonna come back any day now, as a wooman
I would nominate this for this year’s meme awards.
That would be a fun thing to have. Monthly or whatever meme awards
Nobody thought about that earlier? We should do an instance about it or something. I’d do it, but after 2 years I still don’t know how the fediverse works.
It’s easy to set up. We could team up. I’ll do the comm if you want to help put together the posts.
And we will call them Memys. You know, like Emmys, but with two letters switched. There should probably go a statuette with it, like the Emmy statuette but with the figure holding a well known meme. First that comes to mind is the doge dog, but that has been soiled. Got any ideas on that?
Maybe a cellphone? Sitting on a toilet
This is fucking genius.
Love it
I feel I’m missing something then. Anyone care to explain? (I know about the couch thing, that its his wife in the middle, and that the pope died after he visited him).
There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?
Ah I see. Thanks.
Answer the question!
I’ll fuck, kill and then marry Vance.
always fun to see a bit of lighthearted necropsy
Interesting choice! It breaks the rules, obviously, but they’re made to be broken.
I think you’re sleeping on the marry/kill combo with two oligarchs on the list but I respect it anyways.
What’s the couch story?
Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
…as far as we know.
He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
Innocent until proven guilty
it’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found.
it’s a fact.
he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
