I used Spotify once years ago. wanted to listen to the Beatles or Bowie or something.

first song was good. then they started playing Sinatra, then Katy Perry, then someone else.

I removed it just because if I told you to play “X” you play “X”.

so glad I still have my 500gb collection of mp3s.

narrator: it didn’t sound legal because it wasn’t.

IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

what a travesty. all that money on the side of the road and the cleanup must be difficult. the world keeps on turning though, and march of dimes must have their sacrifice…

fun fact, businesses operate without power by using battery operated calculators and inventory pads.

every minute a business isn’t in operation is a cost to the business.

I worked at Super Walmart decades ago. power went out for the whole town. the main HV lines collapsed after a tornado.

mgmt marked all the ice cream down 80% and we were still checking customers out on generators.

reduce risk, increase profits, mitigate losses. the only bad opportunity is the one you ignore.

by god we sold almost every tub of ice cream in an hour.

I lived on a farm. we had about 30+ cats. hard to pick a favorite, but as a farm kid you find them.

one day favorite cat disappears. don’t see them for weeks, turns to months, etc.

five years later, as a teen I go to a party at a friends house. sitting in their basement drinking a beer when a cat jumps in my lap.

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I look at the party host and ask if they got their cat about 5 years ago. “yeah, she just showed up and my sister wanted to keep her. why?” “no reason.”

I pet on my cat the whole party and never saw it again.

my point is, just because you can’t see them anymore doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten you.

sounded really dismissive to me.

that’s right, no reason to do anything about it. let’s just continue to fester in our own shit.

good point, I was kind of hoping for a Quantum Leap thing though.

just a near-endless cycle of saving peoples lives.

Sometimes I fantasize about using a time machine to top normal people from dying.

go back and stop Elisa Lam, or stop some random person from getting killed in a dark alley, or talk to someone just long enough to stop them from causing a multi-fatality accident.

Yep, I really don’t understand how the wealthy in America think that trump will ever stand by his promises. They think that he will bow to them when he has the power to do otherwise? He’s learning from putin and using his techniques to take down the wealthy.

they didn’t trust him. they (wrongly) believed that they were powerful enough on their own to control him because they thought they were smarter than him.

they’re all learning what we all learned his first term. it doesn’t matter how smart, how powerful, how rich you are. Donald Trump is a hurricane of chaos, hate, ignorance, depravity, and egoism. they aided him in growing terminal velocity and now he’s unstoppable by standard methods.

we need to wake up and realize that because he gained control through abnormal methods that it will take abnormal methods to restore balance and control.

first thing I thought of.

he’s right. I don’t have any friends.

because I refuse to use his shitty platform and every human I have came in contact with for my entire life is so hollow and selfish they can’t interact with a human being without some form of technology.

so I come on lemmy and harass fascist supporting scum as a hobby.

you know how like…in China or NK they have those “great leader” photos in every house?

He’s going to force his dick pics on every house.

here are some tips of what you can do as an American.

• get a █████ and go to ██████ put it ██████ ███ ████ and ███ ███ ██████
• order 700 pounds of █████ mix with █████ in a 3:2 ratio. place the mixture inside █████ and then inside a ███. park the ████ under the nearest █████ █████ and activate the ███████
• send █████ █████ to your state ███████ that continues to support the █████

these tips have been censored to ensure that everyone can benefit from them.

If you think it looks small now, you should see it next to his deformed penis.

no, I think they’re saying clowns come in it.

don’t you mean, “FIX YOUR FUCKING TITLEFIX YOUR TITLE FUCKING lazy ass”

cool. go be angry somewhere else.