Summary

Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old DOGE goon, allegedly screamed at Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) employees during a 36-hour shift to expedite layoffs of 90% of staff.

A court paused the firings, citing violations of an earlier order requiring individual assessments before terminations. Kliger told staffers to ignore the court-ordered individual-by-individual assessment requirement.

Kliger is a 25-year-old “internet edgelord” who claims to have ditched seven figures in Silicon Valley to work at DOGE. He is a 2020 Berkeley graduate and “has boosted white supremacists and misogynists online,” Reuters reported.

Kliger has already overseen 1,500–1,700 layoffs. Only three senior staff remain, raising concerns about CFPB’s ability to fulfill legal duties.

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    36-hour shift

    Our government is being dismantled by children on fucking amphetamines.

    I’m usually against it for office jobs, but let’s drug test these idiots.

    What am I saying, if they don’t already have an rx, I’m sure Elon could easily facilitate it.

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      Yeah. No sane adult wants to work 36-hours. This is just pure insanity. I wouldn’t ever work a shift like that. Basically only if the world was literally ending—we are literally being invaded right now. Otherwise, we can handle it on Monday.

      The Trump White House was a pill factory last time (there’s public records). So, it’s probably even more ramped up now.

      Don’t you love that they are trying to keep highly qualified disabled ADHD people like me out of the work force but at the same time abuse the medicine we need? Fucking pricks.

      I wouldn’t be shocked if it was just straight cocaine. 36-hours is beyond. Feels way more cocaine driven— especially the anger/irritability.

      He speaks like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth. That’s ok we have the remedy.

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      The previous Trump admin pharmqcy broke records for how much drugs were being dispensed. So probably breaking that record again.

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      Have you tried buying Adderall, or any prescription amphetamine, legit from a pharmacy?

      Elon may be able to facilitate it, but I doubt even he could effectuate it.

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        He’s the wealthiest man in the world, he can have anything he wants. He could simply buy a pharmaceutical factory, if he wanted it bad enough.

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        have you tried buying them not from a pharmacy? it’s easy af and not even expensive… the wealthiest man in the world, or even mr “gave up 7 figures in silicon valley” can get whatever they like

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    Wait… Reuters called this dude an “edgelord”?

    I never thought I could like them more, but here we are.

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    Neat watching lemmy pretend to care about workers at all.

    See ypu in the next minimum wage thread where your worth as a person is determined by your age and location.

    • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Lemmy.world will act like they care about workers, but as soon as workers want any meaningful change, they’ll argue “the political leaders’ hands are tied, they try everything they could!”

      Meanwhile Trump gets whatever he wants without issue. I wonder why Democrats are powerless to help people but Trump can damage entire systems…

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        Lemmy.world will act like they care about workers, but as soon as workers want any meaningful change, they’ll argue “the political leaders’ hands are tied, they try everything they could!”

        Sinema’s thumbs down remains democrats’ last word on minimum wage. Her hands were free.

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          If I had a nickel for the times Democrats could have done something more useful but crumped and abandoned because of Republicans being dickheads, I’d have enough to lobby one.