LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square878linkfedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down141
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minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 days agoThe ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down2·11 days agoYou can never remember the incantation
minus-squareSpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 days agoyou now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 days agothe incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoThe incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days ago“Short” in universal terms, I guess
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoIf you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
minus-squarechilicheeselies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·10 days agoThe incantation is “heil hitler”
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
You can never remember the incantation
you now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
“Short” in universal terms, I guess
If you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
The incantation is “heil hitler”