I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher
Can revive the dead
“I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”
Can reproduce
Makes sense
save kittens from trees
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
You can give moving public speeches
Pee.
become immensely popular as a male role model
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there’s just one small problem…
I’m Mr beast?
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…
can erupt the world’s most satisfying fart
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
Ability to make cheese at will.
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
You are also able to end all wars
It’s Cheez-Whiz
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
Be able to transform into animals
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Have my nose grow every time I lie
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
Flying
Extreme fear of heights
‘… I… I just prefer to ‘hover’, ok?’
Stealth low flight mode activated!
Hovering would still be nice
“Hey, whats that up in the air?”
“It’s a bird.”
“No, it’s a plane!”
“Wait… Is that…?”
“AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH”
“It’s Banshee Man!”
Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
You’re now a city pigeon.
you lose all leg strength
Only at the speed of walking.
You can’t walk
Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you’re walking normally.
That sounds perfectly fine though
Flying has its own built-in side effects.
Every time you take off, there’s a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they’ll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they’ll figure out who you are, and you’ll be captured and eventually dissected.
And, that’s assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you’d be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.
You can’t do it unless you’re wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower.
You get struck by lightning
Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is … Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D
impeccable social skills
