That no mere cat, it’s a feline.
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Cake day: June 20th, 2023
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This is a lie! Nobody should read his comment, instead they should check out Raid Shadow Legends the epic, turn-based RPG that’s taken the mobile gaming world by storm!
What about Wednesday?
5·4 days agoI’m sure nobody knew how cruel human tattoos would be to our survival either but look at us now…
Assuming you’re a mortal, you shouldn’t have to worry about it in your lifetime. However, if you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment. CAUTION! You should never use regular soap and water, especially anything marketed as sacred or holy water, as this can agitate the skin. Instead, you can find chicken blood in the meat department, or sometimes it is labeled as fishing bait. This is an all-natural alternative. Don’t be afraid to experiment by making your own—there’s nothing quite like organic, homemade products, and you can use higher-quality ingredients than what you find in stores, such as sheep’s blood or the blood of your firstborn. Your immortal soul will thank you for it—oops, silly you, you already sold that.
6·5 days agoSigh, when are they going to release a 3 sided toilet brush so I can brush my hair teeth and toilet at the same time?
4·5 days agoOh good, I can finally drive a waymo you know, the only level 5 self driving car.
Fun fact, ostrich eggs are nearing The largest land eggs can physically get, so even the dinosaurs didn’t have much bigger eggs.
How dare you? I am extremely opposed to sesame Street! Gay marriage is aight tho.
Get a NAS, you should be using one any way, It makes switching computers extremely easy, you don’t have to bother transferring hundreds of TB just install the apps you use and your good to go.
1·18 days agoThere’s only one StarWars ma’am and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a CG Dinosaur.
What do you do to play with your dog?
I have a squeaky.squeeeeeek
And what about your cat?
Oh, I can’t play with him until I pay Big Jimmie $200 for the meth.
3D Chess is easy, first player always wins just move your white bishop across the 3D board until the king is mated, 4D Chess is probably the same way, who can say but it is at least harder to conceptualize.