Always remember to say please and thank you

To your latter point- if people show up to vote at all they don’t usually show up to primaries.

And this is the problem right here. You should be voting at least once a year and paying fucking attention to who the candidates are and their platform

Not enough plaid skirt IMO

I propose the process be similar to a driving license. Several weeks of classroom urinal use education plus simulator time followed by 10h or so of practical urinal use accompanied by an accredited urinal use instructor, and finally six months or 100h of urinal use accompanied by a licensed urinal user over the age of 18. Then you can take your urinal use written exam and practical test for your license.

So they’re providing free cremation services now eh?

They passed the buck and hoped some other guardrail would do their job for them

But mUH dECoRuM1!1

Don’t worry, as soon as Trump crosses Schumer’s red line of disregarding the supreme court the Democrats will spring into action!

… They’ll spring into action any day now

… Any day now

Democrats: 🦗🦗🦗

I’ll bite. Because on the whole they vote our positions more than the red team would. Are they a good fit for my politics? Nope, but they’re usually the least bad option in the general.

That said we need to primary these fucks every time.

Meanwhile we’ve got ~respectable moderates~ like Quisling Schumer popping a semi at the mere thought of bombing Iran

I just had my morning coffee and I need to head to the bathroom to create some content

🥳🎉🪩

Sorry, the best I can do is another slogan sticker on my car and a little yard sign. Is my ally punch card full yet? Can I have my fabulous prizes now?

One of the goals of this administration is to borrow and spend so much money that any future govt is so buried in debt it can’t function so, yeah, you’re spot on. We’ve entered terminal state capitalism now where citizenship means debt service and nothing more.

Eagle screech fades into high pitch whine

Who needs food, water, shelter, or access to critically needed medication when we can use the fema budget to airdrop cybertrucks into disaster zones?

Even better, just leave Donny hanging in a waiting room while playing Obama speeches in the background. There’s a rumor going around that they did something similar with Trump’s phone calls, they’d put him on hold with Obama speeches playing instead of hold music and just left him there until he’d hang up.

When you’re young masking is a lot easier. Pair that with the ability to drink pots of coffee nonstop throughout the day to self medicate and the time to exercise for at least an hour every day and you can get by pretty effectively. At some point though you get old and busy enough that A: it’s not possible to physically drink enough coffee to self medicate anymore and B: you don’t always have 1-2h a day to devote to exercise. At that point it becomes apparent that you should probably be on medication if you want to remain high functioning.

Well yeah, no shit. We’re going to have 4+ years of random disaster shit demonstrating why we had govt agencies devoted to dealing with preventing said shit or dealing with the fallout and it’s going to be realllllll interesting watching the red states fail to deal on their own