Oh it is real.

That is insulting to parade floats.

Some features require you to use a USB drive (for example, Dashcam, Sentry Mode and Track Mode, if equipped,) that meet these requirements:

https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/models/en_us/GUID-F311BBCA-2532-4D04-B88C-DBA784ADEE21.html

Hey! That is a massive insult to the build quality of the green car!

how tf are these things insurable

That’s the neat part, they aren’t.

or even in compliance with federal motor vehicle safety standards?

Because American standards only focus on the safety of those inside the vehicle, they also assume that the manufacturers make the frame out of something at least a little stronger than wet tissue paper.

Amazing, Got so far and then realized their mistake at the last moment.

This absolutely deserves it’s own post.