• skozzii@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

    Like for example you can’t wash it or it’ll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

    This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

  • heavydust@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Same. I washed my hair yesterday and I had a heart attack. I also washed my stainless steel forks and they rust in a few minutes. It’s the worst.

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    1 month ago

    So the Cyberfuck is:

    • Not bulletproof
    • Not waterproof
    • Can’t handle mud or snow
    • Can’t handle the sun
    • Can’t handle parking lots

    Did I miss anything?

  • Helvetica@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Ok, so a car wash kills it. What happens when it rains? Do they sell a giant umbrella to mount on the stupid ass thing?

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    1 month ago

    LOL “truck.” Now it’s a very pricey, completely stupid looking piece of lawn ornamentation.