Plastic pumps separate from the fountain? I’ve seen them once or twice but I couldn’t name a chain that I’ve been to which has those. But also you’d have to know the ideal ratio of syrup to base soda rather than have it pre-mixed.

Shoutout to the creep stalking me atm to spam downvote my comments. You know you can just block me, right? Grass is free to touch

Counter argument: Vanilla Coke

Well because they’re Nazis

We’re queuing up people for execution by firing squad for disliking my art (this is a joke, everybody is entitled to their wrong opinions)

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I was just about to go to sleep when I decided to start making these, and I woke up a bit as I got some momentum going. I was also hasty with this one in particular since I was timing myself. Here’s a version with the typo fixed

I was just about to go to sleep when I decided to start making these, and I woke up a bit as I got some momentum going. I was also hasty with this one in particular since I was timing myself. Here’s a version with the typo fixed

You have quite the imagination. I encourage you to put that to use in some art form or another 😊

My creative juices are out right now anyway

Assuming you’re asking in earnest:

On a surface level, the banal averageness of features. There is no artist’s style — it’s just drawn in form of the “generic web comic” genre.

On a closer level, there are inconsistencies with background details that wouldn’t occur with an actual artist’s work. If somebody was manually drawing the background digitally, they would likely copy and paste the assets to both be consistent and to work efficiently (without a compromise to the work itself). The door and shelf of bottles behind the Helium change between frames, for example. If an artist were drawing this with physical pen and paper, they would care enough to meticulously recreate the bottles between frames if they were even going to include them with that much detail at all.

The text itself is also revealing. Not only is it inconsistent in size, boldness, and centering (ex. from one He to another), but the words spoken by the bartender are running out of space in the speechbubble. Artists can make mistakes like this in their publications, but consistently making errors that a quick lookover would catch shows that the “creator” of the content just wants it made, rather than it made well.

Quarks exist as 6 types, known as flavors.

Media with calculated averageness for the lowest common denominator of consumers lacks artistic personality, which can be referred to as flavor.

Food/drink without an appealing taste may be due to a lack of flavor.

The punchline is both threeway wordplay and meta-commentary.

That’s the electron cloud orbiting much faster than the image shutter speed

this comic would never have seen the light of day

Go to Google image search and type in “noble gas walks into a bar”. This farce of a comic and its joke are not special or unique in any way.

You could take one minute to draw this comic in pencil and it would look less gross. Or even MS Paint or PowerPoint. It’s slop because the creators, promulgators, and defenders of it don’t care about the audience who sees it because they each think that the veil of professional quality and soullessly averaged characteristics are enough to placate the lowest common denominator of consumers. Don’t misrepresent my position to make yourself feel better about your media diet.

AI slop

Twice the birthday gifts then?

It would be fitting that his hand would be stuck upright in that “awkward hand gesture”

Adding on to that, some communities with bigoted concepts in their name will be intentionally hijacked by anti-bigots to eliminate that community as an easy platform for bigots

Where have you heard this? Which instances?