Lukas Murch

Coming soon: Meta announces they are buying bitcoin anyways, because fuck them plebs.

US isn’t weak but our leadership has taken a massive downswing in the last 5 months. The level of incompetence they’ve been able to achieve since Jan is amazing.

I wouldn’t mess with that guy.

I’m going to need to see the Democratic party do something before I donate another cent.

No, I just have kids… Kids that don’t turn ANYTHING OFF!!! I’m OK.

Wait until you see what they’re going to do with those ostriches (probably).

“OK kids, today we have a special guest. TV’s Dr Oz, and his friend, Ozzie, the diseased ostrich. Let’s learn about ‘herd immunity’.”

He’ll probably just open the prison gates and let all the white prisoners out.

I don’t think so, Jim.

This is like the whole, “triceratops didn’t exist, it’s just a young Torosaurus” thing all over again. My world can’t handle this!

Worth it.

How Christian of them.

Would be a very Trumpian thing if he lost the civil uprising because of this decision.

CEOs, “Sounds wonderful. Lets!”

What’s the deal with this guy and autism?

Trump, “Why the /s? I’ll do it.”

If we can’t have a progressive, Coney-Barrett would be a better chief justice. She seems to at least try to follow the Constitution (most of the time). Eff her for lying about RvW in her confirmation hearing, though. Eff all those guys.

“McDonald’s is a job for high schoolers, it’s not a career!”

Then why are they open during school hours, and why do you go there during your lunch break, Gladys, when kids are “at school” and can’t “flip burgers”?

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Here we go. P2025 at it again. The only acceptable outcome is, “nah, it’s safe”.

They are running the Project 2025 playbook right? Makes sense that Heritage Foundation is the QB. We fucked up.