Use Firefox + ublock origin.
Start the video, get out of the app/lock you phone, then swipe down and click on ‘play’ on the media controls.

This works on andriod, unsure about ios.

Me too, i even said it in one of my last comments and a couple months later when i logged back in to wipe over my account i saw i had a reply; someone responded saying something like “yeah sure thing, youll be back in 2 days drama queen”.
Well, turns out i meant what i said. Bye Felicia

A lot of Australian news corps are are owned by Rupert Murdoch. I feel this explains enough.

Seperation of… What was it again? logic and reason?

I dont know about embarassing but having any screen nearby them run a live fact check of any lies they tell.
As for embarassing, live updates on the screen of last time: farted, picked nose, didnt wash hands, imagined someone naked (including just partially), didnt understand what they were just told, a little bit if of wee dripped out, tries to hide arousal/erection etc.

Would love to see someones ‘imagined someone naked’ counter reset when they are talking to the queen, or ‘tries to hide erection’ when holding hands with ivanka.

‘Stuff’.
No questions please.

I use this one myself, but only as a statement of a fact that i cant change, not to just dismiss thing us dint want to deal with.

For example: a co-worker complaining about something going wrong on a project and at some point i have to say ‘it is what it is’ (or something of similar effect) and say that as much as that sucks, its out of our control and we need to deal with finding a solution because bitching aint gunna make the problem un-fuck itself.

One big finger

A thumb?

Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.

I would have thought by now even the most financially illitterate americans would have had how tariffs work and impact them explained by now, but people still arent rioting that he is taxing the ever-loving shit out of his own people? (And destroying the USAs global economic power in the process)

Oh please do printer interface.

“Look at me, i am the fake news now” -Dictator Donnie