Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.

Cue Thriller Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme

Flip flopper in chief?

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

Which of these is the Robertson, kind sir?

Ratings. Flip flop Trump sees that he’s not liked in the polls and will flip and flop without hesitation.

Funnel cake-Salt water taffy-hot dog loving Jersey meat preferring Sharks.

I think it doesn’t agree with the sun burn the lady with the bikini top obviously has.

Leaky implies “not intentionally released” but in this dude’s case, it’s leverage for making more money.

Thou shall sucketh me c**k Gertrude

And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

Popsermeister?

Fucking socks and sandals was a dead give away that it was gonna be down hill for Montgomery.