You have a wonderful way with words.

First thing I thought when seeing that thumbnail!

My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

Rich ≠ Strong

Well now he ghosted all of us.

Accurate, lol

Not only that but the comments I get when I finally have a productive day. “See, I knew you could do it! Why don’t you just do this every day?”

It’s like training for a marathon, finally running said marathon and having people blame you for not just running a full marathon every day in the first place. Clearly you can, so why don’t you?