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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Call me an uber

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Call me an uber

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • Consti@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Did you really mirror the image part to repost this? Even the watermark is flipped

    • whimsy@lemmy.zip
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      Peak comedy

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      Kudos to everyone who doesn’t notice gender

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      Upgrades, people, upgrades!

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    everyone saying it’s reposted but the roles/genders were flipped did y’all miss that!?

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      Thought I was trippin. Funny, the meme was also flipped. Cute.

  • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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    You are weird.

    • weird@sub.wetshaving.socialOP
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      I am! Thank you!

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This made me laugh. Sent to a friend. Cheers.

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    What is the meaning of calling someone an uber?

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      In the actual context what he means is “call an uber driver for me” but due to language ambiguity she answers “you are a uber” as if he asked to be named this way.

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        Oh right, got it, I just assumed uber is some new slang I am not aware of

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    Is it me not getting it, or is it just supposed to be funny as it is? Because it’s not

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      He asked for her to call him an Uber.

      She literally called him an Uber.

      He wasn’t amused. Neither was she, so she kicked him out for not having a sense of humor.

      • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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        Strike that, reverse it.

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          Wow ok. Fixed. I am so used it to being the guy who’s making the dumb jokes I didn’t even notice lol

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    Why repost within hours?

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