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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/ShutterBun on 2025-06-12 05:40:47+00:00.
2BOOBS
That sounds like the right amount to me.
unless, of course, one goes to a bar on mars while embroiled in a deep conspiracy against their resistance.
then it’s three.
It’s at least the right multiple of boobs.
Where one’s not enough and three’s too many
And two bring a man to his knees, hey!2FURIOUS
2 BOOBS, 2 FURIOUS.
Get in losers, we’re stealing combo vcrs.
Damn… I was too slow ☹️. Take my updoot.
2 boobs or not 2 boobs, that’s no question.
2 boobs! The perfect amount
Which is unusual, because usually your 2BOOBS are slightly asymmetrical
2BOOBS
I recognize this odometer.
Nice Toyota! Its just getting broken in :)
Late 90s & early 2000s Toyotas, before the active fuel management regulations of 2007-2008 are the peak ICE car.
SBOOBS
HAH GET BOOBED
ZBOOBS
Yeah! To Haboobs!
I’m more interested in the fact it’s got two boobs.
