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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

I'd love to know

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    24 days ago

    It’s called decomposition

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      Your face is called decomposition

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        br00tal

      • Destide@feddit.uk
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        No it’s not it’s called “I have a boyfriend”

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          Poor guy.

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    Ham has natural sulfur in the meat and sulfites are often added to packaged deli meat as a preservative. That’d be my guess why.

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      Probably right. They figure yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don’t get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.

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        It’s true that capitalism has taken so much from us, but at least it’s given us smart phones and fart ham.

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          I am happy that in the interest of their health, meat workers have replaced their smoke breaks with fart breaks. While not exactly the compromise the union wanted, it does give the worker a small mental break and the deli company does have to source less sulfur

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          where in london is fartham located?

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    now thats a job I’m qualified to do

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      are you ready for a little bit controversy?

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        It feels so empty

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          without you.

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            This smells like a job for me

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              Mom’s spaghetti

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      I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham

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    deleted by creator

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    I’ll never tell.

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    It’s just the fartmoshpere in the packaging fartory.

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    trump.

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    Me

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    i think it’s the pigs, before they died. Posthumous Flatulence.

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    Same with bags of chips

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