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minus-squarecRazi_man@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoI’m convinced my wife is at least partially a reptile. The inability to maintain body heat is amazing.
minus-squareCrewman@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoIm pretty sure my wife’s feet secrete ice. They are somehow still freezing cold despite being in the thickest socks I could find.
minus-squarecRazi_man@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoMy wife refers to the electric blanket as the single best thing that has ever happened to her. She says she doesn’t need me anymore.
I’m convinced my wife is at least partially a reptile. The inability to maintain body heat is amazing.
Im pretty sure my wife’s feet secrete ice. They are somehow still freezing cold despite being in the thickest socks I could find.
My wife refers to the electric blanket as the single best thing that has ever happened to her. She says she doesn’t need me anymore.
R.I.P this mans marriage.