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minus-squareBodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up150·2 days agoThankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoI can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
minus-squareclashorcrashman@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94·2 days ago“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”
minus-squareiamkindasomeone@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 day agoand is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoI’m thinking 3/4oz #8 birdshot is the zeroday attack.
minus-squareiamkindasomeone@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoBut then please don’t return to sender!
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoBut it does work in an electrically challenged environment when the latency of the internet is infinite. But it can be hacked by 3/4oz #8 birdshot.
minus-squareKubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoI have a suspicion most networking hardware would be affected by that
minus-squareoakward@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoTime to expand the protocol with encryption
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 day agoYou know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
minus-squareWhelks_chance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agohttps://what-if.xkcd.com/31/ Truck bandwidth
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoBandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoThis is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden swallows pigeons.
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoWhat do you mean? An African or European pigeon?
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 hours agoI don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
minus-squareStarDreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoTail latency with a swallow tail.
Thankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
I can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”
and is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …
I’m thinking 3/4oz #8 birdshot is the zeroday attack.
But then please don’t return to sender!
But it does work in an electrically challenged environment when the latency of the internet is infinite. But it can be hacked by 3/4oz #8 birdshot.
I have a suspicion most networking hardware would be affected by that
Time to expand the protocol with encryption
You know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/
Truck bandwidth
Bandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
Or a good old USB stick!
This is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden
swallowspigeons.What do you mean? An African or European pigeon?
I don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
And high packet loss.
Tail latency with a swallow tail.
Brilliant