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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago
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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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    A pen? Foolhardiness.

    Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called “sounding” and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

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      i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

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        Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

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          …

          *begrudgingly slow-claps*

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          I can think of some alternate worst outcomes…

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              busting a nut

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      Glass?

      That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice…

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        they’re toughened glass.

        There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

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        I want to avoid micro plastics

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        Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

        Glass is quite sturdy.

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