Yeah… on January 20th, 2017

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly how I feel about it. The universe is nothing but dead matter being pushed around by blind force, and any sense of agency is just an emergent phenomenon that exists as an illusion in the brain without having any actual bearing on reality. If you perfectly understood all of the forces and matter involved, you could perfectly predict what any given human (or anything system at all) would do.

That said, I also believe that it’s a completely useless idea when you’re trying to navigate through life, so I mostly just keep it in the back of my head like some half-forgotten piece of trivia and spend most of my time pretending to be in control like everyone else. Cheers!

All else aside, “Boglex” has gotta be one of the ugliest names I’ve ever heard… Maybe it’s clever in German and I’m just too uncultured to get it?

Fuck, that’s as dark as it is clever

If he really wants to fuck up Trump’s parade, he’ll die the day before it happens. The news cycle will be on Biden for the next few days and Trump’s ego show will be a pathetic side note.

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No way Trump knows what “atrophied” means…

This is the fundamental guiding principle of late-stage capitalism: what goes up must never come down.

Billionaires putting money above basic human decency is actually a pretty reasonable thing to get emotional about, imo

Once again, AI just can’t get the hands right…

…those are way too big.

we got the most progressive chair in over 50 years

I mean… that’s an extremely low bar to clear. And he wasn’t even the most progressive candidate running.

And I’d do it again!

So, um… maybe I’m just an idiot, but how exactly does one tell the difference between an intercontinental cargo rocket and an intercontinental ballistic missile?

This seems like a huge recipe for disaster.

What happens when one of these breaks and drains into the sewer system? Algae blooms cause noxious odors and would proliferate quickly in the nitrogen-rich environment of human waste water, potentially building up as clogs in the sewer lines. And if the system drains into a natural body of water, the algae can have devastating toxic effects on the natural wildlife. If it doesn’t drain and instead gets recycled, then the water treatment process becomes much more difficult and expensive.

Trump has been in flagrant violation of the ‘emoluments’ part of that section for the entirety of his presidency — both terms.

Guess what consequences he faced for that. Go on, guess!

ngl, I assumed he was a cop based on the headline

My scientific hypothesis is that you can caption this image when literally anything and it will still be funny enough to upvote.

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