

Oh, wow, really.
Officials can swear using any book or document meaningful to them – or none at all.
https://www.freedomforum.org/swear-bible-oath-of-office/
There’s also some actually used examples like a stack of banned books, Superman comic book, and even a Dr. Seuss book.
ThinkPad? Without clit mouse? Am I supposed to use my own nipple, or god forbid, the TrackPad?