Hope ya didn’t die.

For those in a similar situation the correct answer is Uber to a hospital ER. Do not use stand alone ERs. Chest pain gets ya to the front of the line.

I always say yes, $10million

Put some clothes on and call me

Press the clutch with your left foot, slowly release it as you slowly press the accelerator with your right foot.

Witness statements aren’t evidence if they don’t like what the witness has to say.

TACO

What did Togo ever do to you?

Togo sure does a lot to itself, but not to you.

Ummm… Mississippi. Yeah yeah, it’s Mississippi!

Fuck that guy.

Sure sure, join what ever party floats your boat, but just sit the fuck down.

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It’s a fictional show, but…

Yep. The plan has long been work, get sick, die.

This is America

But I what about those that can read, but not write? They can not read and write, so they are not liars. This chart is flawed

For everything else, there’s MasterCard

do do dododo

But Momma, that’s where the fun is

Just like climate change

“I don’t know.”

This is America

Perfect score 5/7