I find it unlikely that anyone would willingly copy anything produced by Hormel.

It’s mostly about keeping the line for the men’s room short

Somewhere around 1987, I had my computer modem call my university library’s phone number directly so that I could see if the book that I needed was available (it was a long walk to the library). My computer acted as a terminal and the screen displayed everything pretty much the same as the terminals installed in the library itself (text only, monochrome display). Not really the internet, but probably the first practical use of a network of sorts for me.

Do these figures include earnings from garum endorsements?

*phacism

I realise that many people, on reading that first sentence, will suspect I’ve finally flipped. Where, pray, are those rolling sand dunes or sere stony wastes? But there are many kinds of desert, and not all of them are dry.

No, being dry is really what makes a desert. Deserts can be hot, cold, even seasonally wet, but overall they must have low yearly precipitation.

In fact, those spreading across Britain are clustered in the wettest places.

Obviously, no.

Yet they harbour fewer species than some dry deserts do, and are just as hostile to humans.

Few species and hostile, sure, but these are not defining attributes of desert.

Another useful term is terrestrial dead zones.

Well, it is closer to accuracy.

This twat is using desert figuratively in an article on ecology while chastising readers for thinking that deserts are dry.

Idiot

Or, you’re holding a nozzle that sprays liquid. Just douse the speaker in gasoline.

Picture matches the tone of the hiring perfectly. Let him keep the job. I want to see how this plays out.

No case, no problems so far. I’ve had numerous phones over the last 20 years, never had a case, and never had an issue. Don’t drop your phones.

I did buy a case for my son’s first phones, but I wouldn’t suggest he need one now. He is certainly old enough to take care with it.

In other words, ACAB

That was a better joke 30 years ago. 40 years ago, it was hilarious.

Makes you think. Just what should we do with Mar-a-lago when this is all over?

You must have had access to the best drugs in the 80s because they were not what you describe at all.

Ah, trying hard to not be eaten, I see

What a strange goal. Do they really not expect to be eaten?

Having become accustomed to cybertruck demo videos, I was actually surprised that he could close it manually.

*imply

And the other half will just die, I guess?

That would be “must’ve”, not “must of”.

A trained armed *imbecilic terrorist group