tamagotchicowboy [he/him]

Lol that’s pretty much everyone where I work, managers all have MSes or PhDs, all cashiers and floor team have some kind of BS or higher. Guess it would make a funny sitcom.

This is basically my job site, we all have degrees of some kind and the customers are constantly on us about being uneducated cuz we’re in retail since coupons didn’t go the way they wanted them to.

Living like a hermit, go to work go home, maybe go grocery shopping one a month, repeat forever.

Its trees and crabs all the way down.

They’ll push those pay it later services on them, expect the animal version of Klarna.

Advertising specific to animals blasting all the time everywhere

Its fun to keep record so you can find dream signs for lucid dreaming. Common ones per usual are failing the finals, I’ll be 99 years old still having those but at least now I can ld if I have one of those, another common one is having some weird usually attractive dream spouse/boyfriend I don’t recall but my subconscious decided it wise to blurse me with, maybe even pull a Roy to really make me hate/love existence.

Lately its mostly work, which sucks we should get overtime for that, all the customers are the biggest wretches you can imagine, worse than rl, then its its work and supply chain issues getting fired, ever more ridiculous economic situation, war with everyone in their mother and ending up in jail.

Another reoccurring theme these days is elemental dragons that can polymorph and apparently are my hot boyfriend/theyfriend but are platonic (unlike the usual theme) and try to teach me things or give me gifts and then I say something foolish and offend everyone in a 100ft radius, and what makes it worse its usually shit if I said irl it’d offend me first off. I just need to dream of frost and fire and I win, I think, or maybe that’s not how it works.