synae[he/him]

I think I have about 15 misspellings of “git” aliased in my rc file

Congratulations, it works. You now have depression!

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So people have pulled a reverse-Biff on Biff?

Surely you meant they’re free to step in front of him…?

I’m a relaxed-fit man. Occasionally the rest of society aligns with my taste.

Thank goodness, my smattering of defunct porn links will be saved

… That’s disgusting!

Jason Alexander and his character George were 29 in the Seinfeld pilot

My sense of smell is pretty bad. I only keep milk in my fridge for coffee so it lasts a while, and once it’s past the date I smell it every day assuming it could have gone bad. Usually it hasn’t, but occasionally it has curdled into chunks, and apparently I can’t tell the difference with my nose - only once the pour feels “off” or the chunks make their way into my coffee can I have any better indicator.

Do what now?

The Rehearsal - S02E04

Oh they’ll be upset

Fuck’em

Check out Exuvia, “trans vengeance metal”:

https://www.instagram.com/exuvia_band

I don’t know if I’m radical or not.

It’s not the only possible criteria of course, but certainly the easiest to check for:

Can you do a kickflip?

Oh we’re getting weird around here? Coool

“Siggy Flicker”? I hope she cleans up after herself

It only takes one of them to remember their oath

I think just a run-of-the-mill jerk? Don’t think I’ve ever heard of any kind of scandal or abuse or whatever

Is this Jhonen Vasquez or just something that reminds me of his style?