You’re not wrong at all, but when it happens at work telling them to stop is tricky depending on where they are in the hierarchy.

It’s for the same bullshit reason that any difference in preferred communication style is always won by the person who responds to an email or text with a phone call. Buddy, if I actually wanted to talk, I would’ve called. It’s not my fault you have the reading ability of a drunk 5 year old.

Suki will be the least annoying UT Austin grad ever

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

Disregard inkjet printers

Acquire laser printer

Your mom is a shit person and you deserve better

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

I like the cowcatcher on the front

Plural of anecdote isn’t anecdata, but I have both ADHD & impaired sleep.