Being complimented by the urologist on my shaving for a vasectomy.

Judging by what I’ve seen lately: crime and opression to maintain my status because I only understand the world through the lenses of artficial scarcity and zero sum game theory.

I feel that from personal experiencto. I learned while earning 0 at the time. Fortunately I was living in Seattle which has/had some great food banks and food resources for the destitute.

Learn to cook beans and rice from scratch. Stock up on them in bulk. Emergency food packs can be bought from $45 and up depending on how many you have to feed and for how long you’re planning to need it.

Yep, that’s the right timeframe I was referring to.

From yolo to low, yo

I remember older gaming forums where people would have their uptime in their post signatures.

Edit to add: upon reflection it was all the more impressive because almost all gaming PCs were Windows.

Maybe some underpants, though.

This administration is showing the world how poorly codified and vulnerable the US democracy is.

Weird, I didn’t peg him as a bottom.

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Practice more.

2 pints if you’re Peter Thiel’s blood type.

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
   
2. You shall make no idols.
   
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
   When Donald Trump denigrates women, immigrants, Mexicans, Muslims, Haitians, people from African countries, Democrats, news reporters, scientists and fallen soldiers with despicable words, he is breaking this commandment by denying the image of God in all of these people.
4. Keep the Sabbath day holy.
   Golf. Golf. Golf. Taxpayer funded golf trips every weekend.
5. Honor your father and your mother.
   In a book titled Nobody Hates Trump More than Trump: An Intervention, author David Shields claims the president “hates himself because his father treated him as a vector on the grid of capitalism.” He quotes Steve Hasson, American mental health counselor and cult expert, who explains that cult leaders tend to “have a feeling of insecure attachment to their mother and father. For their entire lives, they’re compensating for that lack of sense of self by getting praise and kudos from the outside world. In Trump’s case, he was raised in the church of Norman Vincent Peale, where doubt was considered evil.”
6. You shall not murder.
   By arbitrarily cancelling USAID to Africa Donald Trump is responsible for every famine death that food aid could have prevented. Aid which was already paid for and on its way when it was frozen. His failed and irresponsible response to covid caused the unnecessary deaths of over 1,000,000 US citizens.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
   It is common knowledge that he has cheated on his three wives numerous times — with Playmate models, porn stars and others.
8. You shall not steal.
   Donald Trump notoriously fails to pay creditors and those who have contracted with him for building projects. He has historically cheated on his taxes and swindled his real estate tenants through fraudulent schemes. He had to pay back $2 million to eight charities after he misused funds raised through the Donald J. Trump Foundation to support his campaign and pay off business debts. A federal judge ordered Trump to pay $25 million in damages to students duped by the bogus Trump University. In the wake of his campaign rallies, he leaves behind numerous unreimbursed charges for law enforcement costs.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
   While the total number is contested, it is reported that Trump has lied more than 20,000 times during his presidency. For Trump to ignore this ancient law of honesty is a betrayal of both truth and trust — the truth expected in civil discourse and the trust Americans want to place in our president.
10. You shall not covet.
    • Greenland • Panama • Trump’s lustful covetousness are easy to identify: Barack Obama, John McCain, even Greta Thunberg. More mystifying is his envy of Vladimir Putin, Nayib Bukele, and Kim Jong Un, dictators whose absolute power Trump covets.

I don’t want my work to go to waste. My company paid me good money to do this. Well, they’re paying me for something else but this was more pressing.

Some of us had too much of the booze coping with being completely ineffectual as a voting block. I’m good now, though. Sobered up in time for the real nightmare.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

Por que no los dos?