Relevant name

I have a few wallpapers like that too lol

Fucking based

God I miss my Razer Phone 2. To my knowledge, it was the last Android phone ever released that did not have a blighted notch or hole punch. The only thing that could improve it would be an OLED screen

My lock screen is just my wallpaper, which I can’t post one screenshot of because my phone cycles through 175 of them. You definitely could tell a lot about me based on that alone, and also based on what wallpapers I have and in what order they’re in

Yeah, that is lie 48 characters that we’d had to pass by phone and they have to type it flawlessly.

Wouldn’t be so bad if everyone knew their Alpha Bravo Charlies

My one talent: alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India Juliet kilo Lima mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo Sierra tango uniform Victor whiskey x-ray Yankee Zulu, typed using voice to text

The Constitution says there’s also no law against actively and loudly not doing business with the companies

“Sabre cat attack.”

edit: I’m just now realizing people IRL probably think I did self harm to get that scar lmao

I used to volunteer at a cat shelter, I know how you feel

Meanwhile my country’s most powerful public health official: “vaccines are dangerous because they train viruses to be stronger, we should instead simply infect as many birds as possible”

What symbolism, he clearly has the characters M-S-1-3 tattooed above those symbols, plain as day

I’m pretty sure I read the whole comment, but I didn’t see the /s anywhere

How exactly tf is a skull supposed to be a 3???

The beeping! My damn air fryer has to let everyone in the neighborhood know that I’m making food at 3:00 am, I hate it so much

Gonna ignore the fire alarm someday because I’ll just assume someone is air frying something

That’s an interesting epoch. Almost, but not quite, 40,000 years ago

No, I’m American.

First, so I know that you read it, I’m going to repeat what I said earlier. At some point, you have to look back at this conversation and think “I got really fucking aggressive just because this guy said a date differently from how I do, and it makes me look like a twat.”

Second, more important to my point, USian is not my demonym, and you don’t get to decide that it is. That’s really all I should have said this entire time.

Actually yeah means yeah not no

Maybe try reading more than three words

I mean, yeah, if a) it was the linguistic norm to call them Earthlings, and b) it was not a linguistic norm to call anyone else on Earth an Earthling. It’s not really analogous to the USA, given that no one else uses the demonym American, and everyone knows who you’re talking about when you say American

At some point you got to read back through this conversation and think “man, I came off really fucking aggressive because someone said a date differently from how I do, this makes me look like a complete twat”

As long as we’re being pedantic bitches, there’s actually anywhere between four and seven, depending on how you define it. Not my fault European schools teach you wrong too

Given that continents are generally ill-defined, do you reckon maybe we should simply… ask the people who live there what they want to be called?

I guess I’m back to make fun of you

North America is a continent

South America is a different continent

West British schools must really skimp on geography. American schools aren’t much better, but at least we know there are seven continents (six, if you consider Eurasia a single continent)

The United Mexican States. They still have United States in their name. Notably, they don’t have America in their name, just like every single other country besides the USA. So when we’re talking about the demonym for a particular country, “American” is the one for people in the USA, just like how “Mexican” is the one for people in the United Mexican States.

Also notably, they live on an entirely different continent from Venezuela and Brazil. Mexicans and Americans are North American, as opposed to Venezuelans and Brazilians who are South American. Lumping these continents together makes as much sense as lumping Africa, Europe, Asia, and Australia together. But I know you aren’t trying to make sense, you’re just trying to get under Americans’ skin, so I’m gonna ignore you now