How can one high school eat so many phones?

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As such, they are the densest known material outside of Twitter, at around 1017 kg/m3. For American readers unfamiliar with SI units, that means a pair of truck-nuts1 made of neutron star would weigh as much as ten million aircraft carriers.

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We thank the management of the Alien-Life Molestation Array (ALMA) for allowing us to piss around with their telescopes, while they were having lunch.

I didn’t understand most of the middle but, but it was a funny read and goddamn are the writers on point.

I’m here for shitposts, not shit posts.

Who doesn’t enjoy a policeman’s ball? I know it’s called a “circle jerk” elsewhere, but let’s respect their culture

My current task is outside of the bounds of this chart (monthly task that would take days to do manually, down to a handful of hours). What do?

but not so much that more is expected.

This is my problem, I’ve been plagued with the curse of competence and an inability to keep my mouth shut. This leads me to accidentally volunteer for seemingly easy tasks that ‘only require a bit of automation…’ and I lose weeks of time.