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Network wide as in DNS based only goes so far. For your TV there’s Smarttube

Unfortunately that’s not necessarily what article 5 implies. It only states that the member nations will respond, not how exactly they will respond.

KDE is a cool kool desktop environment

6 to 8 did you say??

This is outrageous, we shall duel at noone

Referring to himself as being the “father” of a dog