The United States government is now one big edge lord troll

They forgot the Carolina squat.

Please, no…. Please keep one thing sacred from my childhood. This movie needs no sequel/remake/reboot or musical made from it. Clean up the film, release in 4K and in theaters, and allow another generation to have this one small thing that was done so well and unchanged by capitalistic greed.

“Biden left the worse economy, the worst of all time, just to make me look bad. We should lock him up so he doesn’t ruin the economy anymore!!!”

I’m sure some of those words would be all caps, for importance.

“If I say it, I makes it real!”

Second amendment?

“I bet she has tattoos!”

“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASS HOLE”

Why the HGtG towels?

“No see, we fixed the problem. With no Social Security number, they won’t be able to register to vote, so it will all just sort itself out”

Weak, pathetic little man baby. Tried to play chicken with the world economy. Now, not only did he blink, he shat himself as he ran away before the game had even started. What a pathetic loser.

This only makes he think this is one of the ways he’s been trying to influence elections already. Must be pretty effective if he is fighting this hard for it.

Cool, so no trial for you for treason, just straight to the gallows, right?