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I think you’re confusing Garden Gnomes with Weeping Angels 😯

I’m impressed that they went out armed with a drill and a pop rivet tool rather than bodging it with No-More-Nails 🙂

TERF Hollow.

Wilkinson is a prime example of why ex-squaddies shouldn’t be involved in making policing policy.

Ban pencil sharpeners. And pencils. And pens too, I’m sure Peter Sutcliffe would agree.

When you get to a certain age there’s always a p in the middle.

In Surrey. Punching the air 😀

Yes, I’ve had Aygo courtesy cars, they’re quite good fun and can be chucked about a bit too. I’m 6’5” and found them surprisingly roomy inside and not uncomfortable for doing the nipping about that they’re designed for. Of course the advantage of having a Toyota badge rather than a Peugeot badge is that people won’t automatically assume you’re an old fart 😁 (And this matters because I’m only approaching being an old fart 😳)

Don’t flush it down the loo. Keep it for your felching hamster.

It’s a shitting Peugeot, it’s already a mobile trash can 😜

Who do these clowns think they are, Mitchells & Butlers?

Lettuce Connect, so I’m told 🙂