In Texas, we spent a semester (half the school year) learning Texas history, and the other half the year learning World History. This was during the start of “No Child Left Behind”, so it was basically “memorize the answers to the test”, instead of “actually learn the material”…

My parents served as an example of “what not to do”.

I made a personal vow years ago, that i would never be what my dad was to me, to anybody else…

This is why i like orchestra style music, no lyrics to focus on so it’s a little easier to deal with…

I’m imagining him in a hobby lobby, dollhouse accessories aisle…

Do they make cock cages that small?

“Just Jeeves it” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…

The phone number is the contract number for Lieutenant governor Dan Patrick.

Love this for him ;)