There’s some kind of newfangled joke meta here, that I guess I’m too old to understand.

Fuck Thank you, Genie

Here you go: https://actuaries.org.uk/document-library/thought-leadership/thought-leadership-campaigns/climate-papers/planetary-solvency-finding-our-balance-with-nature/

I recalled incorrectly, it was 2 billion deaths at 2C, and 4 billion at 3C.

Why not both?

it is going to take us decades at best to show the rest of the world that Trump and MAGA were just short blips on the radar

The fun part is we don’t have decades. We’re already at +1.7C. Insurance actuaries are predicting 4 2 billion deaths worldwide at +2C. We will literally never recover from Trump.

Thanks Joe, I feel better now.

We all knew shit like this was coming, but it still kills my soul a little every time a see another headline like this. The collapse of the US didn’t have to be this stupid.

I’m sure Schumer will move quickly to form a search committee to form a task force with plans to complete a strongly worded letter by late 2027.

It’s not though. Damage is done.

I’ll bet he does. Even this delusional, dimwitted blowhard knows he’s fucked up.

I’ve been pretty impressed with proxmox so far. Just saying.

His bullshitting is getting so lazy.

“I used to hear about how people didn’t like me. But now that I’ve fired anyone with any integrity or enough common sense to know I’ll fuck them over eventually, I only hear good things.”

😐 Jesus fucking Christ

Palantir is a mysterious and powerful data analytics firm

… And its mystery is exceeded only by its power?

Get high and scroll Lemmy, apparently

Oh good, we’ll have slightly less sugar-related inflammation while we all fucking die of bird flu

No shit? And he’s blaming it on Biden, you say? 🤔A thing like that!

I used to serve on a similar carrier. In theory, U.S. carriers are one of the best-guarded structures on the planet. We have whole classes of ships that only serve to protect carriers. I can’t express the sheer volume and intensity of safeguards that all failed at once for this to happen. What the actual fuck is going on with this carrier group?

It fell out of the hangar bay. Kind of the “belly” of the carrier.