When we all have green text bubbles, nobody does

Rest of the world, in their best Joe Pesci voice: “you were serious about that?”

I strongly suspect that every political book for the last 20 years has been a money laundering scheme. Otherwise I can’t fathom who the hell is buying these.

It’s pretty easy to filter out most political stuff on Lemmy and Reddit and similar platforms. Just subscribe to communities you like and stay out of All. If I go to All, I know what I’m in for. That’s on me.

Uh huh. Does anyone really think the GOP wouldn’t embalm him and do Weekend at Donnie’s for three and a half years?

Nothing’s stopping you from leaving now. Quitting Facebook was one of the best things I ever did for my mental health. And I’m so glad I never got into Twitter or Instagram. It looks like misery to me.

Oh good, another reason not to buy Samsung anything. I already just didn’t like their UI.

Paul: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for giving god-king Trump everything he wants and slashing social benefits, it just needs to be cheaper.”

Did that kayak melt??

I would say that he probably doesn’t want to open the door to calling credibility into question based on past history of misrepresentation, but who am I kidding, obviously nothing has actually mattered for years now.

Meanwhile, entry level workers are being rejected after interview number five and a full proctology exam.

A grammar Nazi takes time out of their day to give someone crap about a comma splice or argue about whether or not it’s appropriate to capitalize the first word after a colon. OPs like this are not “Grammar Nazi” fodder. It’s just language anarchy normalized by terminally online brainrot.

We used to take for granted that everybody agreed Nazis and Russians were bad.

Nothing against Russians suffering under Putin’s boot. We have a whole new sympathy for you now.

The trebuchet would become relevant to warfare again as combatants repurpose dying comrades into flaming projectiles.

JFC, the US was already doing that. How does anyone, let alone 150 million Americans, take this idiot seriously?

We’ve all seen it too. “C’mon Vladimir, stop it! 😭”

Demonrats are bad. I am not going to argue against that.

Well that’s good, because nobody said that.

The language of wherever you want to spend substantial time. Probably not Russian I would think, but you do you

Their hubris and inaction while they had the chance to do something is a big reason we’re in this mess.

Hey now, don’t become monsters yourselves