18: Can’t trust my dangly bits.

One of the best adventure movies ever made. Fight me.

We have to put an end to this madness.

Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.

Was ist denn jetzt wieder passiert? Also explizit?

Irgendwann muss doch der Durchfall einsetzen.

Work hard?

Work at all?

Employees?!

Is this what he calls the mods?

I did the middle one today. My head is smoking. Kinda stoked to do the same again tomorrow. But we all know this isn’t how it works.

Edit: Er wurde gewählt. Was wieder einmal beweist, dass es keinen Gott gibt.

None of these Apps have been problematic to leave. It’s WhatsApp I can’t get away from.

The only thing I can do is to continue trying to convince the roughly 20 people I actually care about to switch. So far no one cares enough.

Fuck. All of them with a Twitter account fled that platform when Musk made the Nazi salute. So I’m counting on the Lizard Robot to do the same.

A picture of me and my girlfriend in our flannel shape blanket hoodies. Can’t post it here because of obvious reasons.

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You know what? I think I’m fine by just putting an old sofa in front of the PC. Pretty sure no one would mind at work too.

You know what? I think these are cool? I like to fold my legs while sitting and normal chairs are just too small for that.

Having the door held open for you while walking towards it but changing directions in the last moment.

Did I ever tell you the story of the War in Heavens? So there are these cancer patients and they are really angry about those wizard toads…

That’s kinda normal for a lot of Reddit mods really. I remember a legal advice mod who banned lawyers because they wouldn’t agree with him and who thought he knew it better (turned out he was utterly wrong). Or that maniac in the guitar sub who straight up bans people for mentioning a certain type of guitar. Or that one time I got banned from BLM because I dared to comment on a funny post in the shitpost sub. Which in itself was kinda funny.

You have to understand that mods aren’t any different from users. Some are ok, some make mistakes and some others are complete fucking idiots not able to understand the damage they cause.

Usually that’s where admins step in, but unlike Lemmy, Reddit admins just sit on their title (almost certainly with a golden chocolate medallion around their neck) and jerk off all day long.

Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb

Let me scry this for a moment:

“Blablabla CIA blabla unable to take any responsibility bla crying and pissing themselves because of criticism.”

Every yawn comes with its own risk of dislocating my jaw.