The ninth wind is the strongest.

Depends on the meter, dude. There are thermo-meters, speedo-meters, baro-meter…

Do middle names count? My grandmother’s first name became my mother’s middle name. Then my sister and her daughter also got that middle name.

Jean-Luc Picard vs Professor X just playing chess. Alternating 2d and 3d of course.

Let’s not overlook the historical significance of another PC-exclusive (until some much later ports) action-platformer, the Commander Keen series.

The success of the first release inspired the creators to quit their day jobs and start their own company, id software.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar is like, “WTF”.

Also: https://bsky.app/profile/downpuppy.bsky.social/post/3logfwx7o5k2i

The statute he uses for emergency tariffs specifically excludes information, films, & art - https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/1702

TGI Fridays stands for Thank God it’s Friday!

Lol, they can’t even decide if “Friday(s)” is singular or plural.

Is a pile of ammo just off screen to the left?

It’s harder to do insider trading if you aren’t manipulating markets by posting contradictory statements every morning from your gold-plated toilet.

Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

Hertz, for those who don’t want to click through.

It’s amazing they’re still in business. Shitty, shitty company from top to bottom.