Good on Pelley.

Did the food ever get delivered?

I assume the DOJ will pursue the death penalty for the claims adjuster.

Bible sales up 22%? Please tell me this is satire.

Larry is being sarcastic.

The original had the crawl, just not the Episode IV - A New Hope part. Source: I saw it in May 1977.

The way the Maine law works, you are only allowed to have billboard-like signage (whether digital or old school) if it’s on the premises of the business. No off-premise billboards or screens are allowed. And digital signage must not be too bright or distracting for drivers.