Stick a chewing gum on the thing’s speaker and start singing songs with very dirty and explicit lyrics, like gangsta rap and Bloodhound Gang.
All day long, everyday.
Persuade your colleagues to do the same.
They will have an endless string of report notifications they can’t do shit about.
Fight smart.

Edit: still the best thing to do is unionize as many others already suggested, but fighting on more than one front is a good tactic, wars are won by exhausting your opponent.

…And afterwards, please

Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped

Japan: “did you commit war crimes?”
Israel: “i’m outraged”
Japan:“that isn’t a ‘no’…”

We reached the peak of technology, from now on it’s all gonna be downwards

Were you thinking about Avril under the shower?

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Poor puppets

Hey does anyone remember searching for the movie XXX with Vin Diesel? What a fun time…

surprised Pikachu face

Italy, 8€/mo., 100GB data (5GB if travelling in EU), unlimited calls and SMSs

Debian-head here, daily driving it for the last 5 years. I distrohopped a lot before but Debian made me stay, mainly because of its stability and the fact that it’s community driven.
It’s getting harder everyday making your needs fit your ethics, but this is one of the few cases and it makes me feel good with my choices.