best i can do is ask ChatGPT to generate that crap, since trump and his court use it to make policies for the country

lol this is excellent, bravo ^^

Most of it is a decade old at best ^^

sauce: https://book.bionumbers.org/how-quickly-do-different-cells-in-the-body-replace-themselves/

my cat too ^^

maybe read the text in the meme, it’s explained

what’s the license number for Ubuntu?

damn now my XP serial is public for everyone, I thank you NOT!

ja ärgerlich, ich wohne direkt gegenüber von einem harddiscounter und da kann man sich echt nicht dran gewöhnen dass was spezielles da ist und bleiben wird, gerade bei fleischersatzprodukte

jetzt möchte ich wissen was du vor hattest

wow I’m sure Pete won’t recover from that

Nutomic, one of the original developers of Lemmy explains here that overwriting your post and deleting your account will remove the content permanently. Deleting a post individually will however leave its content in the database of the instance, for recovery purpose:

https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/2977

Aw I wish you many many years of unfettered love and happiness with that little guy <3

Recently adapted an existing chart for people who are still on the fence getting a Siamese (please do!)

Aww gotta love siamese babies! How old is he? Is he as vocal as mine?

Shana (17) won’t shut it up until she gets exactly what she wants (like whining in front of the door, to briefly look outside, noticing that the temperature isn’t on par with her expectations and then proceeds to howl in every room of the house, to eventually settle on the heating pad for the rest of the day)

those people will look at people they despise, and if they’re even worse off, their own suffering will have been worth it.

yeah it’s all about that sweet sweet cash. I don’t quite understand how such a minor cosmetics company is able to afford such a big sponsorship for that many years. You’d think L’Oreal or similar international brands have this kind of marketing budget.

i thought that the song Israel competed with is good music, the singer is talented, and in a vacuum it deserves being around the top, but the whole backstory of sending a survivor of the music festival attack that initiated the war just makes it unpalatable.

letting them take part in the competition is also a huge additional stress for security, logistics and broadcast, to avoid physical attacks (several were thwarted during the israeli performances), avoid props like palestinian flag (like when the icelandic band brought one in rotterdam), booing (like in malmö where they had to introduce a delay to be able to remove anything from the final signal)… all that trouble must still be worth it.

i blocked all news and politics communities so memes and satire is my main source of information, and i have the feeling that i’m still on top of most of what actually matters

Eject Israel from the EBU, they’re not better than Russia at this point.

BRA-VO.

shialabeoufclapping.mp4

this just gave my trypophobia

Yes daddy