I will organize the poor souls into a vocal group and go on tour as The Assless Chaps, naturally.
A cranky biologist who means well. My hobbies include long walks off short piers and anything science related.
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meyotch@slrpnk.netto Working Class Calendar@lemmy.world•May Day (1889) International Workers' Day, also known as Labor Day or May Day, is an annual celebration of the working class celebrated on this day, established by the 2nd International to...2·4 hours agoI’ve been able to start many interesting conversations at work today by wishing folks a happy labor day.
If they know what I mean the great! If they don’t know what I mean, then even greater! We get to talk about labor history!
Using the term ‘assless chaps’ infuriates me and I will not let that aggression stand, man.
All chaps are assless. Chaps with asses are pants.
Fight me.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•'Make America Great Again': are MAGA monarchists?12·11 hours agoAbsolutely and unequivocally, yes.
The difference between ’right’ and ‘left’ is frequently over complicated.
What part about ‘no fucking kings’ is difficult to understand?
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•16 Democrats Just Voted to Confirm Another Trump Appointee2·11 hours agoI agree. I have stepped away from party activity. They are on their own. There are other better avenues for organizing right now.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•RFK Jr. rejects cornerstone of health science: Germ theory7·11 hours agoNo, you don’t get it! The benefit is not in the houses and wells that we must show those savages how to build. The blessing is the chance to spend time with their white saviors.
50 isn’t old, if you take care of your health and are lucky enough to not have a degenerative disease. So just stop that nonsense line of thought. You will barely be a typical retirement age when the child reaches majority.
I am sorry to hear of the tragedy that opened up this new chapter for you. Yet, it is a new dawn, a new day! You have miles left on your journey.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•After her defeat, Kamala Harris re-emerges to weigh in on Trump374·24 hours agoShe lost because she ran on the status quo, not realizing the status quo sucked for most Americans.
Now that the old status is not quo and even worse for more people, I lack all enthusiasm for a politician who would try to restore us back to what was already a shitty situation.
Go home, Kamala.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Can Trump serve a third term as US president?371·1 day agoNo.
It’s not complicated. Anyone that tries to inject nuance into this simple question is not to be taken seriously.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Trump to sign executive order requiring list of sanctuary cities and states5·2 days agoCan anyone suggest the correct process to be sure my city is on this list? Bring it motherfuckers!
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts5·4 days agoThis was the one we would get in the mail once every couple of years. They come and go under different ownership, but it will never die for human vanity is a renewable resource.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?2·4 days agoThe best way to find hidden treasure is to hide the treasure yourself!
meyotch@slrpnk.netto Science Memes@mander.xyz•I've had this stuck in my head for years...English6·6 days agoThe only thing they are losing are their chains!
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Exclusive: Trump’s D.C. Prosecutor Threatens Wikipedia’s Tax-Exempt Status9·6 days agoSure, I will join and I will go to that church every Sunday, unless there is a game on.
What the fsck is that about?
meyotch@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•‘You Can’t Lick a Badger Twice’: Google Failures Highlight a Fundamental AI FlawEnglish31·6 days agoSorry, could you repeat that? I got distracted by the associations brought up by visualization of what the two bananas might stand for.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Dem Senator Says Party Needs to Stop Attacking ‘Oligarchy’ and Focus on Losing ‘Woke’ Reputation25·6 days agoYes. Internalize the shame! How dare we focus on the root cause of political instability? Let’s just change ourselves so they will stop hitting us. It has worked so well in our past abusive relationships!
Bamboo isn’t a magic plant. It requires specific combinations of conditions to grow: the right soils, the right level of water and sunlight, temperatures within their preferred range.
Yes it’s a pain to eradicate when improperly planted and then ignored for long enough. But it’s just a plant that has specific needs like all plants do.
Limiting factors are the reason. If you put a person in a hole and gave them everything they needed to live, except water, they wouldn’t survive long, as an example.
meyotch@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•As oligarch fortunes soar: The case for expropriating the billionaires3·6 days agodeleted by creator
This is it. You die and you are gone, gone, gone. Make every day count and don’t waste time bargaining with an imaginary god for a preferred place in her cinematic universe.
It’s not grim. It’s extremely freeing. ‘Now’ is all there is.