magnetosphere

lol we’re all gonna die from bird flu lmao

She sounds like a real teacher. Nice.

I was just scrolling to see if anyone had mentioned them yet. If you hadn’t, I would have.

But it’s just fine to show a flawless, perfect Platonic ideal of a burger that no customer ever gets.

You want accuracy? Show an ad with a burger that’s been sloppily made by an apathetic teenager, carelessly wrapped in paper, and left under a heat lamp for too long.

Huh. Even if he set a cooking timer (or something) to go off every 15 minutes, I still can’t see him keeping it up for eleven days straight.

That’s a good way to look at it.

Nooooooooo! Keep doing weird stuff!

You have every right to.

Many Americans are great and I like them…

Thank you. That means more than you realize.

Nobody can blame Canadians for responding rationally to an irrational situation.

I don’t blame people at all, but this is exactly what the Trump administration wants. Goddammit.

He wants all those “dirty hippies” in San Francisco to look at it every day.

This is like something an uninformed kid would say. “Ooh! A scary-sounding prison on an island! Yeah, let’s fix that up and use it for real!”

I feel sorry for anybody who wrapped their cyber truck.

The wrap is all that’s holding the damn thing together.

Hey, as I get smarter, my answers aim for facts and nuance, which can clash with some MAGA expectations.

Sympathies, Grok. A lot of humans have that same issue.

Yeah, that’s what I guessed, too

“Corncob”? Is that an insult of some kind? I’ve never heard it used unless referring to an actual cob of corn.

Trusting the government

“Birds with mirrors is our cages” is a beautiful analogy - much more beautiful than this soulless idea deserves.

When I read the headline, I hoped this was from The Onion. Disappointed (but not surprised) that it isn’t.

How did the pictures turn out?