If we were blind on the politics / moral eye we’d be on reddit I reckon

Sounds like half of the process your average Windows debloater goes through every time they update?

Ich genieße gerade meinen Schein und mache Life-Life Balance (ansonsten halt Arbeitszeitbetrug - Toiletten im neuen Gebäude haben sogar Steckdosen)

Fair enough

Do we need to censor the word death now? I don’t think so? lol

Ohhh you’re not there yet

Well yeah but I also ate for the last time until I’ll eat again this evening, right?

You can simply turn the last time into the not-last time at any point in the future

So how do you install operating systems?

Woher soll ich das etsala wissne?

I can cook, I love cooking in fact.

I can’t afford to order food every day (price is usually about 5x that of a cheap home cooked meal here) but I totally get it.

When I get home after a fucking annoying day at work, I hardly want to exist, much less exist and spend time and effort cooking dinner.

But since I’m not rich I just eat bread or cook anyway lol

Car: huge list of requirements like insurance and all that

Public transport: ticket (optional)

Pretty sure I still did that in like 2012?

Fuck off, LLM post

Ich habe mir in meiner Abschlussprüfung einfach den nächstbesten Leiterquerschnitt ausgesucht und von da aus irgend einen Quatsch gerechnet anstatt den benötigten Querschnitt zu berechnen…

Gab 85 Punkte, alles gut, ausnahmsweise danke IHK.

And their phones seem pretty decent but last time I checked they only offered 2 years of android updates which is a real shame considering how they market some of their phones as self repairable

Da ich meinen “oh das hab ich übersehen - tut mir leid” schein noch offen habe, habe ich besagte angestellte mal getestet und kann für meinen Rewe sagen, dass sie nicht besonders viel bringen.

Thanks ChatGPT?

Edit: I just took a look at the account and all of the posts are 100% AI generated, this deserves some downvotes I reckon

Jaaa wir cutten die power Kabel

Yeah no thanks

I mean, there’s Scottish English (inb4 someone tells me about Glaswegian being different than $idk), American English etc, so Euro-English might be a tad broad but I’m sure it exists.

And then there’s German English which a lot of my older coworkers seem to excel at… “Ja, also, as you see, ve have here not a problem anymore, ja, and ze dropped calls are removed from this node, okeh?” (real quote from a regional manager)