I’m self-hosting Invidious… I get a nice, free YouTube experience without ever visiting YouTube.

He’d have a good time there with the others who got asylum… Assad, Yanukovych, Marsalek, …

The PC… 🤏

🤏

The dick or the computer?

But what’s the radius of the balls?

Edna, stop!

Great… Can’t wait for the next big agentic system to leak credentials on a scam website…

😬

Nah, I’m from Germany… The US would never… You know… We are friends… //throws history book out of the window//…

Thanks, universe, for not letting me spawn in the USA…

Damn… In 2 more years, USA probably warn us about holding elections in general.

If your country had the German Pfand system where you pay 25 cent more per can and get it back if you return it, this would be expensive…

Let’s hope for a long fight… If humanity has an external enemy, we would focus on killing them instead of killing each other.

New species unlocked

Yeah, but…

But…

But they don’t have tractors.

BILD so “Ist der Bahnhof noch sicher?”

Der ist mit einer bewaffneten Person drin genauso sicher wie mein lokaler Rewe mit einer bewaffneten Person drin…

“It looks like the problem in your Linux application could be caused by a bug in the Linux Core… I’ll go ahead and download the Linux Core repository to debug it”

Leaked an installation key? Microsoft is gonna send a helicopter to raid you…

Sure, but if neighbour cities use the average and you want to compare yourself with them…