My bad advice for this situation would be for you to start planning on pursuing the mindset for independent living.

There was cake, just not for you.

Below absolute zero to make sure it’s perfectly preserved.

Who’ll clean the holodecks then?

Is that Pink Panther’s cousin, Nicotine Puma?

Reinvent the wheel.

If you wear shoes in your home, then you’re just a stranger living there.

“I don’t wanna fuck up your life if it doesn’t work out, but here’s something that worked for me or someone I know”

It was 5 years ago back when it was first posted… more than 5 years ago.

Completely normal behavior.

Tom Hanks movie where he’s stranded on an island and barely manages to make a fire for the first time.

He also makes a friend named Wilson.

Ikr. It was probably a bunch of dads making jokes when naming them.

Hey peeps! Easy way to tell! The Alligator has their mouth shaped like an A and the Crocodile has their mouth shaped as a C! Can’t go wrong with that!

Edit: And also there’s the cayman or as we like to call it, the 'kay man. You can tell because they’re usually toasted.

In terms of business, it’s better if it sells better, not if it’s made better. The best product is the one that sells. A perfect product that doesn’t sell isn’t the best, it’s the worst.

Inbred sense of inferiority.

He can’t ride one. Nobody taught him how to.

I’m sure there’s a set of circumstances that can make it possible, but yeah, people generally like to embellish our stories.

Theoretically, one can move around with only the cerebellum remaining intact. For a short while at least.