Longest company bathroom break

Bong

I’d hand him 10 quid, no questions asked

Did he add a massive chili on the kebab?

Is it the used item after a single-use, or the entire bin after several uses?

For the single-use, it actually kind of makes sense not to take it out. There are 2 possibilities when you go to the machine: it either has a used capsule, or it’s empty. If you’re the type of person that wants to throw away the used capsule each time you make a coffee, then you potentially need to throw away 2 capsules each time you make a coffee. Someone else’s when you get there, and your own after making coffee. If you never throw away your own capsule, then you guarantee that you will only ever have to throw away max one capsule when you get to the machine, and so does everyone else after you (assuming they do the same).

And if you murder everyone who leaves the capsule in, eventually the problem completely solves itself!

As for the bin, that’s a diff story, and I guess someone just needs to bite the bullet and empty it.

I only visit the kebabi.
So none.

I never understood how to use the nozzle bidets properly. What angle do you shoot from?