The parents probably pronounce “nuclear” as “nucular”.

He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.

Thanks!

Years ago I thought I was being smart encrypting my home dir on my Linux server. I found out the hard way this prevents remote login over ssh using public key encryption, as the .ssh dir is in the home dir, which is encrypted unless you are already logged in at the time! So every time I wanted to ssh in, I had to plug in a monitor and log in on the console first.

He was Prime Minister when he lost his seat, not the opposition leader.

Option 1a, he believes the Arial font is a tattoo because he has shitty eyesight (so to him, the blurry text doesn’t look obviously Photoshopped on), but nobody knows that because he’s too vain to wear glasses.

(Still an idiot, of course)

“Neuralink in the head”