janus2

“pAiN pOiNtS”

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

It’s not the strawberries they love. It’s the fact that they’ve trained their bumbling ape to hand deliver the little red triangles directly to them.

big Aperture Science energy

they made that mfer 2-dimensional

i got a CT scan once and am a dumbass so the doctors and technicians might as well have been a superintelligent race

however instead of a treat i got a giant medical bill >:(

🇫 🇷 🇪 🇪 🇭 🇮 🇲

haven’t been into Minecraft YouTube (or any YouTube really) for a year or so, was unaware he wasn’t active

i know he’s some kind of engineer irl so it may just be work keeping him busy. bummer either way

[ilmango intro music] 🥭🥭🥭

silly lil algae :3

(tbh it’s been a good decade since i was working on projects leading to publication. I’ve been stuck in manufacturing/industry hell. send help)

if someone cared enough about my research to even replicate it let alone disprove it I’d be losing my shit

Everyone in science I’ve ever met agrees there should be a Journal of Stuff That Didn’t Work